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Old 17 March 2025, 08:16 AM   #121
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Here's a classic: Why do divers always dive backwards and never forwards? Because if they dived forward, they would fall into the boat! 😆 Can't wait to see your best dad jokes!"
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Old 20 March 2025, 06:12 AM   #122
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I used to play water polo… but my horse drowned.
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I used to play water polo… but my horse drowned.
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Old 23 March 2025, 05:27 AM   #124
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Here's a classic: Why do divers always dive backwards and never forwards? Because if they dived forward, they would fall into the boat! 😆 Can't wait to see your best dad jokes!"

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Old 23 March 2025, 09:14 AM   #125
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Here's a classic: Why do divers always dive backwards and never forwards? Because if they dived forward, they would fall into the boat! 😆 Can't wait to see your best dad jokes!"

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Old 25 March 2025, 08:23 AM   #126
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A friend of mine sadly died last month, he fell into a giant vat of coffee …
His wife said one comforting thought it was instant ….
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Old 25 March 2025, 07:42 PM   #127
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