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padi56 · 23 September 2005, 06:43 PM

A man was laying on his back and fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun. He suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra.

Rather astounded, the nurse enquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"

The doctor replied, "It will help keep the sheets off of his legs."

AJC · 24 September 2005, 01:41 AM

Why do they give the men in old peoples homes viagra? So they wont roll out of bed.

Earl · 24 September 2005, 01:44 AM

LoL

JJ Irani · 24 September 2005, 04:31 AM

Funny!!

Seadweller · 24 September 2005, 08:58 PM

23 September 2005, 06:43 PM	#1
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24 September 2005, 01:41 AM	#2
AJC "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Why do they give the men in old peoples homes viagra? So they wont roll out of bed. Last edited by AJC; 24 September 2005 at 01:48 AM..

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