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21 April 2010, 07:53 PM | #1 |
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A man had just died when he found himself standing at the pearly gates. He noticed that behind the pearly gates stood a giant wall of clocks. As St. Peter approached the man, the man asked "What are all these clocks for?" St. Peter replied, "Each of these clocks belongs to a person. Every time that person tells a lie, their clocks' hands move forward."
"Can I check them out?" asked the man. "Sure." replied St. Peter. "Whos clocks are these?" asked the man. "This first one was George Washington's and the second is Mother Theresa's. Each of their clocks have never moved as they have never told a lie." "What about this clock?" "This was Abe Lincoln's clock, it has moved twice indicating that he told two lies while he was on earth." St. Peter continued to show him all the clocks on the wall when finally the man asked "Where is Barack Obama / Sarah Palin's clock?" "Oh, his clock is in Jesus' office, Jesus uses it as a ceiling fan." Last edited by Welshwatchman; 28 April 2010 at 04:36 AM.. |
21 April 2010, 10:34 PM | #2 |
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Hmmmm!!!
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Heard it with Clinton, Bush, Tiger Woods etc, but still a winner. |
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25 April 2010, 05:59 AM | #6 |
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Old hack joke is old hack. Political purpose is lame. Two thumbs down.
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Love it
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Same here!
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Yes!!!!
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