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Old 28 February 2009, 02:01 AM   #1
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How is a 9 volt battery similar to a girl's #$$hole?










Because, even though you know you shouldn't, at one point of your life you will put your tongue on it.
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Old 28 February 2009, 04:18 AM   #2
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Old 28 February 2009, 04:40 AM   #3
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Old 28 February 2009, 04:44 AM   #4
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How is a 9 volt battery similar to a girl's #$$hole?










Because, even though you know you shouldn't, at one point of your life you will put your tongue on it.
I don't like it at all!!!!!

















I HAVE NEVER put my tongue on any 9 volt batteries in my life.
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Old 28 February 2009, 09:33 AM   #5
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Old 28 February 2009, 10:08 AM   #6
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I am going to go gargle now and bathe my entire body in Drano and Listerine!
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Old 1 March 2009, 01:01 AM   #7
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I don't like it at all!!!!!



I HAVE NEVER put my tongue on any 9 volt batteries in my life.
Remind me not to drink out of the same straw.... ever!
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Old 1 March 2009, 04:27 PM   #8
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Old 2 March 2009, 12:56 PM   #10
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I used to be my grandfather 9v battery tester with my tongue,true story!
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Old 3 March 2009, 04:01 AM   #12
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Old 3 March 2009, 07:25 AM   #15
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Wow - what a subtle message!
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Love those smilies Bruno!
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Love those smilies Bruno!
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Old 4 March 2009, 05:06 AM   #19
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Holy sh!*, I am glad I am not epileptic!
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Holy sh!*, I am glad I am not epileptic!
You might be if you stare at this long enough.
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Old 6 March 2009, 12:33 AM   #23
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How is a 9 volt battery similar to a girl's #$$hole?


Because, even though you know you shouldn't, at one point of your life you will put your tongue on it.
the best one i have heard on here so far!!!
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Old 6 March 2009, 02:48 AM   #24
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the best one i have heard on here so far!!!
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I loved the 60's psychodelic crap Bruno,PEACE!
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Old 6 March 2009, 06:20 AM   #27
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Never seen a joke thread move this far!!
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Old 6 March 2009, 05:04 PM   #29
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My little girl really loves the smilies...so now I have to show her this thread. I suppose I won't go through the joke part eh? Funny BTW.
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