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Old 26 September 2006, 05:03 AM   #61
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It's not his fault, tosser. He was busy waxing Ed's car
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Old 26 September 2006, 05:03 AM   #62
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You've slipped up on our last "palm greasing" deal, tosser!!
Please be careful how you word things, JJ. Whenever you mention the words "slipped" and "waxed" in a sentence sheep all over the world get nervous
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Old 26 September 2006, 05:04 AM   #63
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Please be careful how you word things, JJ. Whenever you mention the words "slipped" and "waxed" in a sentence sheep all over the world get nervous
Hey, I used "slipped" and you used "waxing"!! Does that count?
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Old 26 September 2006, 05:08 AM   #64
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Hey, I used "slipped" and you used "waxing"!! Does that count?
I meant greasing, I understand the sheep request the waxing bit of you
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Old 26 September 2006, 05:11 AM   #65
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I meant greasing, I understand the sheep request the waxing bit of you
You're on a roll today, ya tosser!! It's a helluva long ladder, but I can see the rungs snap and fly as you go ZOOOOOOOOOOOMING up, up and away!!

The only problem is who's gonna apply the brakes when you reach the very top? At the rate you're going, I can see you floating away into the stratosphere!!
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Old 26 September 2006, 05:13 AM   #66
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You're on a roll today, ya tosser!! It's a helluva long ladder, but I can see the rungs snap and fly as you go ZOOOOOOOOOOOMING up, up and away!!

The only problem is who's gonna apply the brakes when you reach the very top? At the rate you're going, I can see you floating away into the stratosphere!!

JJ, please. Take two of the small yellow ones and one little white one You'll feel better in no time
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Old 26 September 2006, 05:20 AM   #67
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JJ, please. Take two of the small yellow ones and one little white one You'll feel better in no time
...and can I chuck in the blue one too...you know....just for good measure...measure....measure!!!!
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Old 26 September 2006, 05:22 AM   #68
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...and can I chuck in the blue one too...you know....just for good measure...measure....measure!!!!

Sure. But, do be careful, JJ. That kind of strain on your eyes isn't very good for you
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Old 26 September 2006, 05:24 AM   #69
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Sure. But, do be careful, JJ. That kind of strain on your eyes isn't very good for you
That does it!!! That absolutely bloody well does it!!

Ladies and gentlemen, you can very shortly look forward to a NEW LIST!!
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Old 26 September 2006, 06:36 AM   #70
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That does it!!! That absolutely bloody well does it!!

Ladies and gentlemen, you can very shortly look forward to a NEW LIST!!

Funny how you had to mention SHORTly just after talking about your measurements, isn't it?
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Old 26 September 2006, 06:57 AM   #71
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Funny how you had to mention SHORTly just after talking about your measurements, isn't it?
All this talk about blue pills has rendered him rather 'green' hasn't it!
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Old 26 September 2006, 07:43 AM   #72
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That does it!!! That absolutely bloody well does it!!

Ladies and gentlemen, you can very shortly look forward to a NEW LIST!!
JJ, it wouldn't be this list I was sent by an anonymous source would it?



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Old 26 September 2006, 08:32 AM   #73
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JJ, it wouldn't be this list I was sent by an anonymous source would it?



Justin, you forgot to add the words "YES, ANOTHER" before the number 5 entry It's cool though It's not easy keeping up with Flipper
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Man, I go to work for a few hours and look what you tossers do to a perfectly good thread!

All this talk about greasing palms, sheep waxing and washing the car of a high-ranking (but not quite the top) Tosser Official... Pfft!!!
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Old 26 September 2006, 08:44 AM   #75
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Man, I go to work for a few hours and look what you tossers do to a perfectly good thread!

All this talk about greasing palms, sheep waxing and washing the car of a high-ranking (but not quite the top) Tosser Official... Pfft!!!
That's very nice of you Allan, but you don't have to wash my car
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That's very nice of you Allan, but you don't have to wash my car
Good, 'cause I wasn't planning to. It's probably too difficult to wash anyway, what with the sirens, lights and that screen across the back seat and all, screwing up a perfectly good vehicle!
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Good, 'cause I wasn't planning to. It's probably too difficult to wash anyway, what with the sirens, lights and that screen across the back seat and all, screwing up a perfectly good vehicle!


All the requirements in a car that JJ requires when that witness from the sheep farm comes forward.
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Good, 'cause I wasn't planning to. It's probably too difficult to wash anyway, what with the sirens, lights and that screen across the back seat and all, screwing up a perfectly good vehicle!
Seriously, Allan, what took you so long to get home from work today, did the S.C.T.S. break down in Florida again?
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All the requirements in a car that JJ requires when that witness from the sheep farm comes forward.



I saw the whole thing, your honor


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It was just awful
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Smack that ass JJ
I hear he likes to be called "Woolly Dynamite"
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I meant greasing, I understand the sheep request the waxing bit of you
Wax and grease. Sounds like what JJ does to his Vincent Price looking head.

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Wax and grease. Sounds like what JJ does to his Vincent Price looking head.

He has the last barber in NZ that still does a buff and polish for $15
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He clips his nails while he's there too. This way they don't dig into the sheep too much.
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He clips his nails while he's there too. This way they don't dig into the sheep too much.
So that's what the grinding wheel is for

After the sheep shaving season he needs all the grip he can get though
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So that's what the grinding wheel is for

After the sheep shaving season he needs all the grip he can get though
Sh!t his nails are so old and hard the grinder has to run from a 240V air compressor.
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Sh!t his nails are so old and hard the grinder has to run from a 240V air compressor.
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