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Old 23 August 2017, 11:57 AM   #1
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Mickey files for divorce (not safe for children)

Mickey Mouse gets a call from his lawyer.

He had been waiting all day for the call, since he was looking to file for divorce. The lawyer tells him, "Look, Mickey, I'm sorry, but you can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy. You need to have something a little more substant-"

Mickey interrupts, "I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fu***ng Goofy!"
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Old 23 August 2017, 12:31 PM   #2
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Old 23 August 2017, 01:30 PM   #3
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Old 23 August 2017, 10:18 PM   #4
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Old 23 August 2017, 10:31 PM   #5
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Old 24 August 2017, 12:01 AM   #6
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Old 24 August 2017, 08:19 AM   #8
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Ha. Good one. Gotta love a good Disney joke.


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Old 26 August 2017, 11:33 AM   #12
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Old 27 August 2017, 05:54 AM   #13
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