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Old 28 January 2006, 03:16 AM   #1
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Cutting and Pasting Nipples

Cutting and Pasting Nipples: Step-By-Step Instructions
A more realistic nipple effect can be achieved by cutting nipples from other photos, then pasting them onto Victoria's Secret models, using the "lasso" tool in Adobe Photoshop.

1) Scan in a photo from your Victoria's Secret catalog. We'll use the one pictured here.


2) Find a picture of a well-formed nipple. We'll use the picture of this falsie from my personal collection. (I use it for my sleeping pillow when Mrs Padi is away .)


3) Open both files in Adobe Photoshop by choosing File > Open.

4) Select the "lasso" tool, as pictured here.


5) Using a very steady hand, select the nipple portion of the photo. (Sometimes I get so excited that my hands shake, which is what happened here.)


6) Choose Edit > Cut (ouch!), then select the Victoria's Secret photo, and choose Edit > Paste.


7) Choose Edit > Paste again for the second nipple.



There you have it! A totally realistic looking set of nipples!

Obviously, though, one pair of nipples does not fit all. What I recommend doing is keeping a stock library of nipples on your hard drive, and "mixing and matching," as one would coordinate fall or summer fashions. For instance, here's a photo of Victoria's Secret model Naomi Campbell.


For women of colour, I'll often use a photo of chocolates like


The finished photo, you'll agree,they melt in your mouth.
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Old 28 January 2006, 07:22 PM   #4
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What if the chocolates melt?
You lick it up, dumbo!!
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You lick it up, dumbo!!
When you say dumbo, are you refering to my trunk?
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When you say dumbo, are you refering to my trunk?
Possibly!!
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So you want to lick the chocolate off of my trunk?
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I am really quite suprised at how steady your hands were Padi.
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