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7 February 2014, 02:23 AM
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space aliens
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered. "Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?" "Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!" "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?" "Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!" "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?" "Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!" The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means 'Unleaded Fuel Only.'" |
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7 February 2014, 01:13 PM
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7 February 2014, 02:50 PM
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7 February 2014, 05:16 PM
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7 February 2014, 09:24 PM
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11 February 2014, 07:49 PM
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Seems like the blonde attendant got the fuel right, but forgot to get the aliens to pay for it!
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21 April 2014, 04:23 AM
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21 April 2014, 04:43 AM
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21 April 2014, 09:37 AM
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22 April 2014, 07:54 AM
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