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Old 9 December 2019, 11:40 PM   #1
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Real Love.....

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left
you...don't bother coming after me"

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in
the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk
towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the
phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to
see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to
see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed,
seething with rage and with tears in her eyes.

She grabbed the note to see what he had written.

"I can see your feet. We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."

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Old 10 December 2019, 01:19 AM   #2
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Old 10 December 2019, 09:40 AM   #3
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Old 11 December 2019, 10:03 PM   #4
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Good one!!!
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Old 12 December 2019, 10:44 AM   #5
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Old 12 December 2019, 11:15 AM   #6
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Old 13 December 2019, 12:05 AM   #8
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Old 13 December 2019, 04:12 AM   #9
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Old 14 December 2019, 06:34 AM   #10
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John - that's a blast! Hahahaa
I've already shared it a few times.
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Old 14 December 2019, 02:48 PM   #11
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Old 14 December 2019, 02:49 PM   #12
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