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hdrazor251 · 2 August 2018, 03:26 PM

A 76-year old man was asked by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 76-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing' Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing ...'

The doctor was shocked ! You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

Sad to grow old.

cop414 · 2 August 2018, 09:42 PM

Speedbird-1 · 18 August 2018, 06:35 AM

Excellent!

MonBK · 18 August 2018, 07:03 AM

Haha..:)

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Hairdude1 · 30 August 2018, 10:59 AM

Ha!

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marshp · 14 December 2018, 10:00 AM

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2 August 2018, 03:26 PM	#1
hdrazor251 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Real Name: Jeff Location: Arizona Watch: is recovered!! Posts: 4,250	Sperm Count A 76-year old man was asked by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 76-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing' Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing ...' The doctor was shocked ! You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open." Sad to grow old. __________________ 16753 GMT Master, 16613 Bluesy, 16710 GMT Master II, 16570 Polar Explorer II-Stolen & Recovered!! Card Carrying Member of the Global Assoc. of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

2 August 2018, 09:42 PM	#2
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