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Old 27 March 2023, 04:19 AM   #1
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Icon14 Rolex owner vs non Rolex owner typical Sunday

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Counting money, staring at car collection with espresso and gold pinky ring pointing to sky (saying good morning to Heaven) , emailing employees, approves latest investment opportunity and puts on auto dialers for 100k cold calls today, staring at my watches and wanting more! Let’s Goooooooo!

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Deciding whether to shower, eating cold pizza, shreds past due bills from Target, sending wife to get scratch tickets from 7-11, sends sick email to boss to have Monday off.
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Old 27 March 2023, 04:43 AM   #2
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Well, I'm smoking fine cigars in the hot tub, overlooking the ocean, while watching the WGC on the outdoor TV, with a dry, white wine, confident that the timepiece on my wrist is within mere seconds of the actual time.

I've delegated all of that boring stuff you mentioned to the help. I don't get my hands dirty anymore. I was trying to explain this all to a friend, but he had to go do something that sounded, oddly, like what I pay my landscaper to do. So he is now a former friend. You know, I learned the other night that he can't even spell Gewürztraminer anyway, so this split is probably overdue.
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Old 27 March 2023, 04:45 AM   #3
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Well, I'm smoking fine cigars in the hot tub, overlooking the ocean, while watching the WGC on the outdoor TV, with a dry, white wine, confident that the timepiece on my wrist is within mere seconds of the actual time.

I've delegated all of that boring stuff you mentioned to the help. I don't get my hands dirty anymore. I was trying to explain this all to a friend, but he had to go do something that sounded, oddly, like what I pay my landscaper to do. So he is now a former friend. You know, I learned the other night that he can't even spell Gewürztraminer anyway, so this split is probably overdue.
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Old 27 March 2023, 05:05 AM   #4
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Well, I'm smoking fine cigars in the hot tub,
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Ditto, ain't life grand. Don't get too sunburnt, pretty strong today

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...overlooking the ocean, while watching the WGC on the outdoor TV, with a dry, white wine, confident that the timepiece on my wrist is within mere seconds of the actual time..
You win this round. We're just in our heated pool watching the latest 007 movie with guests.

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I've delegated all of that boring stuff you mentioned to the help. I don't get my hands dirty anymore. I was trying to explain this all to a friend, but he had to go do something that sounded, oddly, like what I pay my landscaper to do. So he is now a former friend. You know, I learned the other night that he can't even spell Gewürztraminer anyway, so this split is probably overdue.
^^^ what he said
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Old 27 March 2023, 05:32 AM   #5
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Counting money, staring at car collection with espresso and gold pinky ring ..........
I did all that stuff yesterday.....today just sittin' around the house, looking down on the beach in Malibu and trying to decide which car to take for a spin down PCH before dinner with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber at their restaurant Cafe Habana.

Not sure if Clooney is showing up or not.
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Old 27 March 2023, 05:48 AM   #6
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I did all that stuff yesterday.....today just sittin' around the house, looking down on the beach in Malibu and trying to decide which car to take for a spin down PCH before dinner with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber at their restaurant Cafe Habana.

Not sure if Clooney is showing up or not.
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Old 27 March 2023, 06:20 AM   #7
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At home with my sick 5 year old… Living the dream!
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Old 27 March 2023, 06:42 AM   #8
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I did all that stuff yesterday.....today just sittin' around the house, looking down on the beach in Malibu and trying to decide which car to take for a spin down PCH before dinner with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber at their restaurant Cafe Habana.

Not sure if Clooney is showing up or not.
Clooney’s a bore. You won’t miss him if he doesn’t show.
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Cloony serves guests this horrible instant espresso. Hard pass!
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Old 27 March 2023, 07:30 AM   #10
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I did all that stuff yesterday.....today just sittin' around the house, looking down on the beach in Malibu and trying to decide which car to take for a spin down PCH before dinner with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber at their restaurant Cafe Habana.

Not sure if Clooney is showing up or not.
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Old 27 March 2023, 07:39 AM   #11
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At home with my sick 5 year old… Living the dream!
Terrible. I’m glad you appreciate even though a Rolex can pay for many nannies , you chose to parent instead in order to keep the Rolexeses. This is dedication.
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Old 27 March 2023, 07:46 AM   #12
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Too much working and heavy lifting of watches methinks. Doesn't anyone else have maids and butlers to read the news, lift and rotate ones Rolex's for inspection, run the bath and sprinkle rose petals on the floor that one walks on?
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Old 27 March 2023, 07:46 AM   #13
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Doing car work like a poor today. On a car that makes me look like a poor.

Time to go heat up my cold pizza.
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Old 27 March 2023, 07:49 AM   #14
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I did all that stuff yesterday.....today just sittin' around the house, looking down on the beach in Malibu and trying to decide which car to take for a spin down PCH before dinner with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber at their restaurant Cafe Habana.

Not sure if Clooney is showing up or not.
No Chauffeur? I feel like I am reading about one of those endurance programmes on the telly.
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Old 27 March 2023, 08:06 AM   #15
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Doing car work like a poor today. On a car that makes me look like a poor.

Time to go heat up my cold pizza.
Someone gave you the evil eye. Jealous homage watch Forum member most likely.
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Old 27 March 2023, 08:06 AM   #16
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Too much working and heavy lifting of watches methinks. Doesn't anyone else have maids and butlers to read the news, lift and rotate ones Rolex's for inspection, run the bath and sprinkle rose petals on the floor that one walks on?
Terrible. Sundays are a workday if I have any to say about it.
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Old 27 March 2023, 08:19 AM   #17
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I’m busy watching NCAA’s so I delegate reading this forum to one of my servants. They are well trained and know the topics I am interested in. In fact, one of them is actually typing this response as I am too busy watching Miami vs Texas.
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Old 27 March 2023, 08:26 AM   #18
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Cruising down the Chesapeake Bay on a 42' Catalina MK2; beautiful day, 70 degrees with a light breeze out of the West. Decided to wear the Submariner today because Chewey borrowed my Yachtmaster.
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Old 27 March 2023, 11:14 AM   #19
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Cruising down the Chesapeake Bay on a 42' Catalina MK2; beautiful day, 70 degrees with a light breeze out of the West. Decided to wear the Submariner today because Chewey borrowed my Yachtmaster.
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Old 27 March 2023, 12:09 PM   #20
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Cloony serves guests this horrible instant espresso. Hard pass!
Yeah, believe it or not, and according to the label, he's actually calling it tequila. Someone even bought the company from him.
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