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11618 · 6 February 2012, 12:25 AM

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands
up and Proclaims, .. 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a
new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to
transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and
says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his
salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college
education of all his children!'

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the
Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!'

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever
possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from
side to side,while his wife replies, 'Well , I just asked my husband
how we could help, and he said,......'Screw him!'

Isn't senility wonderful?

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth

MonBK · 6 February 2012, 01:03 AM

:)

mjclark32 · 6 February 2012, 01:06 AM

Haha

z32turbo · 6 February 2012, 02:29 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 6 February 2012, 09:52 AM

mitchy · 6 February 2012, 09:53 AM

brkanand · 6 February 2012, 10:00 AM

Oops! haha!

swatty · 6 February 2012, 11:44 AM

eric23 · 7 February 2012, 05:20 AM

SusanH · 10 February 2012, 06:45 AM

Bahahahahaha

1watchaholic · 14 February 2012, 04:28 PM

bgriz · 16 February 2012, 01:30 PM

Chipmunk · 19 February 2012, 11:51 AM

LeotheLion · 22 February 2012, 01:43 AM

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limbo · 22 February 2012, 06:26 PM

mtrunner · 23 February 2012, 02:19 AM

Rebel · 23 February 2012, 03:19 AM

I am a bi-vocational pastor. I am a partner with my family in our GM dealership in addition to sheparding a small flock of believers at a church out in our county. When I finished reading this I could not stop laughing. Hilarious! As a pastor, this strikes me a completely hilarious.

I needed a small funny today. Thanks for sharing.

6 February 2012, 12:25 AM	#1
11618 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: UK Posts: 406	Senior Church Moment A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and Proclaims, .. 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!' The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!' More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!' There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?' Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side,while his wife replies, 'Well , I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,......'Screw him!' Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth

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