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Old 7 February 2012, 06:30 AM   #1
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Subject: Johnny (You have to agree with his logic)

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f**kin' cat at home!!!
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Old 7 February 2012, 07:49 AM   #2
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Old 7 February 2012, 07:53 AM   #3
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Old 10 February 2012, 10:41 AM   #12
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Love cats and love Little Johnny jokes - at least I can always understand them
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