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padi56 · 29 June 2017, 11:31 PM

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating too".

She clinked glasses with him and said, "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence," the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant. How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks." he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

Al1969 · 30 June 2017, 03:39 PM

Andad · 30 June 2017, 07:42 PM

Good one Pete.

SemperFi · 1 July 2017, 10:45 AM

Haha.

Hairdude1 · 1 July 2017, 01:58 PM

Psmith · 1 July 2017, 02:01 PM

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