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28 June 2017, 10:50 AM | #1 |
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A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left." The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said "I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven." The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're shitting me, right? You can't even find the Post Office."
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28 June 2017, 07:36 PM | #2 |
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28 June 2017, 07:40 PM | #3 |
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29 June 2017, 01:54 PM | #7 |
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