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Old 22 February 2008, 06:59 AM   #31
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Old 22 February 2008, 07:18 AM   #32
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Old 22 February 2008, 07:48 AM   #33
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Notice how the mods come up with this stuff
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Old 22 February 2008, 07:53 AM   #34
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Cripes! Then where would *I* go?
You wood git to hear me say "hey ya'll, how 'em hanging? I'm fixing to go to town and pik up a six-pack. Can't wait to git snot slinging drunk and sniff out some poontang. U et yet. Nah, me neither. Lets go to the choke and puke and git some fried livers before we party tonite."
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:17 AM   #36
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You wood git to hear me say "hey ya'll, how 'em hanging? I'm fixing to go to town and pik up a six-pack. Can't wait to git snot slinging drunk and sniff out some poontang. U et yet. Nah, me neither. Lets go to the choke and puke and git some fried livers before we party tonite."
Well, iffen it ain't mah long, lost pardner Bubba! Y'all done got dat dere par-tay goin' allready, or cain I still come own over an' have me sum o' dem fine livers. Bubba...You allriite!!!
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:19 AM   #37
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You wood git to hear me say "hey ya'll, how 'em hanging? I'm fixing to go to town and pik up a six-pack. Can't wait to git snot slinging drunk and sniff out some poontang. U et yet. Nah, me neither. Lets go to the choke and puke and git some fried livers before we party tonite."
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Nice going guys, I just tried a BabelFish translation of that into English and my CPU melted!!
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:27 AM   #39
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It ohtay Al! The diving board is all sit up and reedy. Some advice thou...don't go muff diving after Mr. Princie!
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:27 AM   #40
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Nice going guys, I just tried a BabelFish translation of that into English and my CPU melted!!


Yeah, that there "Redneck Lingo" will put a hurtin' on yore new-fangled translatin' thingy.
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:33 AM   #42
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Nice going guys, I just tried a BabelFish translation of that into English and my CPU melted!!

Al, do nut forgit em horse dovers. I lik the litt'le winnie thinnnngs.
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:36 AM   #43
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Al, do nut forgit em horse dovers. I lik the litt'le winnie thinnnngs.
Al, I think Bubba just said you had a little weenie. Not sure, though. He's had too many brewskies and them horse dovers with the pattie des fwa grass...
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You wood git to hear me say "hey ya'll, how 'em hanging? I'm fixing to go to town and pik up a six-pack. Can't wait to git snot slinging drunk and sniff out some poontang. U et yet. Nah, me neither. Lets go to the choke and puke and git some fried livers before we party tonite."
Geez......I knew I shouldn't have started to hang around here. I actually understood ALL of that.
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:39 AM   #45
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Geez......I knew I shouldn't have started to hang around here. I actually understood ALL of that.
Well Nancy, you're doing better than Al. He ran it through his Babelfish translator and needs a new computer now!
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Al, I think Bubba just said you had a little weenie. Not sure, though. He's had too many brewskies and them horse dovers with the pattie des fwa grass...
ROFLMAO. Allan, that is without a doubt, hands down, the funniest thing I have EVER read in this forum. I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard.
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Al, I think Bubba just said you had a little weenie.

My analyst assures me I'm not really trying to compensate by wearing a Rolex!

See, I knew I could get this thread back on track about Rolex. Sort of......
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ROFLMAO. Allan, that is without a doubt, hands down, the funniest thing I have EVER read in this forum. I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard.
Glad you enjoyed, Nancy. We aim to please. Sometimes we don't hit the target, but we keep trying. Laughter is indeed the best medicine, and you can take that to the bank!

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Very nice attempt at maneuvering the thread back on the rails Al, but alas...there IS no hope!!!
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:50 AM   #50
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Well Nancy, you're doing better than Al. He ran it through his Babelfish translator and needs a new computer now!
He needs to use that thing when we're having one of our ....umm.....discussions.... so I can figure out what the heck he's trying to convince me of.
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Back to the original question "If JJ was a Moderator?". If JJ becomes a Moderator I for sure am not letting my five year old dress up like a sheep this halloween!
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HEY....stop hijacking aperfectly good JJ tosser thread!
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This thread is not only out of control, it's gone ballistic!! I've just gone through the rest of it.......and even showed it to Zemina. She's laughing her ass off!! Too funny, guys!!
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