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padi56 · 20 February 2014, 02:03 AM

Remember this is just a Joke.

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather, Abdullah, into a
nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to
put him in an Italian nursing home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they
came to visit Grandpa.

How do you like it here?" asked Abdullah's grandson"

It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said
Grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for
you, since you are a little different from everyone else here."

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents,"
Abdullah said with a big smile.

"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin
in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!

There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old. He hasn't been on the bench in
30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor.

There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25
years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!

And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fu#k#ng Arab.

FeelingTheBlues · 20 February 2014, 03:21 AM

GradyPhilpott · 20 February 2014, 03:32 AM

The version I've seen is about a Marine put in a veterans' home and that's pretty much how most members of the other branches of the service feel about us Marines.

Foxy1 · 20 February 2014, 04:00 AM

Audemars Piguet · 20 February 2014, 04:37 AM

cop414 · 20 February 2014, 06:18 AM

BNA/LION · 20 February 2014, 06:23 AM

Hairdude1 · 20 February 2014, 04:57 PM

Bangel · 20 February 2014, 08:29 PM

Remembering it's just a joke, it's Fu#k#ng funny!

Psmith · 23 February 2014, 06:30 AM

Bisquitlips · 12 December 2014, 02:05 PM

:ch uckle:

bdex75 · 12 December 2014, 02:36 PM

Funny just a joke Padi.

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20 February 2014, 02:03 AM	#1
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20 February 2014, 03:32 AM	#3
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