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MonBK · 16 February 2014, 07:58 PM

Leroy is 18 and in the 8th grade. Homework is hard for him.

One day, Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following vocabulary words in a sentence. Here's what he wrote.

1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.

2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.

3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.

4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.

5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 07:59 PM

6. PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:00 PM

7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:01 PM

8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:01 PM

9. TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't find no TRIPOLI.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:02 PM

10. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:03 PM

11. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:03 PM

12. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:04 PM

13. HORDE - My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:04 PM

14. INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:05 PM

15. HONOR - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first?

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:06 PM

16. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:07 PM

17. DICTATE - Hey girl! How my DICTATE?

MonBK · 16 February 2014, 08:11 PM

18. DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on DECIDE.

ltmgeller · 16 February 2014, 11:15 PM

Wow

Jocke · 16 February 2014, 11:16 PM

Now no one need to ask how you get your post count.

CrownMe · 17 February 2014, 02:01 AM

swatty · 17 February 2014, 06:11 AM

subtona · 17 February 2014, 06:36 AM

CrownMe · 17 February 2014, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subtona

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Audemars Piguet · 17 February 2014, 09:15 AM

Bisquitlips · 12 December 2014, 02:25 PM

Hairdude1 · 12 December 2014, 02:29 PM

snhrph · 12 December 2014, 02:33 PM

Now my head hurts

Psmith · 12 December 2014, 07:49 PM

Bangel · 28 December 2014, 09:00 PM

16 February 2014, 07:58 PM	#1
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	Following Padis lead................. Leroy is 18 and in the 8th grade. Homework is hard for him. One day, Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following vocabulary words in a sentence. Here's what he wrote. 1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody. 2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both. 3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house. 4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE. 5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.

16 February 2014, 11:16 PM	#16
Jocke 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Jocke Location: Sweden Watch: A dozen of Rolex's Posts: 22,514	Now no one need to ask how you get your post count. __________________ This message is written in perfect swenglish. What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom? Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.

17 February 2014, 06:11 AM	#18
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12 December 2014, 02:25 PM	#22
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16 February 2014, 07:59 PM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	6. PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

16 February 2014, 08:00 PM	#3
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.

16 February 2014, 08:01 PM	#4
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.

16 February 2014, 08:02 PM	#6
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	10. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.

16 February 2014, 08:03 PM	#7
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	11. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.

16 February 2014, 08:04 PM	#9
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	13. HORDE - My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school.

16 February 2014, 08:05 PM	#11
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	15. HONOR - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first?

16 February 2014, 08:06 PM	#12
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	16. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.

16 February 2014, 08:07 PM	#13
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	17. DICTATE - Hey girl! How my DICTATE?

16 February 2014, 08:11 PM	#14
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	18. DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on DECIDE.

16 February 2014, 11:15 PM	#15
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