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Old 26 December 2014, 08:46 AM   #1
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Blonde On A Plane..........

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in coach gets up and moves to the 1st class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this & asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for coach & that she has to sit there.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto & I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit & tells the pilot & co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in 1st class & she won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde & tries to explain that she only paid for coach, she will have to leave & return to her seat.
The blonde replies: I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto & I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he should probably have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde & whispers in her ear, & she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." & gets up & goes back to her seat in coach.
The flight attendant & co-pilot are amazed & asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her 1st class isn't going to Toronto."
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Old 26 December 2014, 08:47 AM   #2
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Old 26 December 2014, 10:29 AM   #3
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Old 26 December 2014, 12:29 PM   #4
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hahahaha!

glad someone speaks 'blonde' ...
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Old 26 December 2014, 01:16 PM   #5
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Old 26 December 2014, 02:56 PM   #6
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Old 27 December 2014, 01:08 AM   #7
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Old 27 December 2014, 07:52 AM   #8
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Old 27 December 2014, 04:05 PM   #9
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Blonde jokes are racist!

I was blond many years ago.
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Old 27 December 2014, 05:14 PM   #10
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Old 28 December 2014, 09:07 PM   #11
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