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Alcan · 1 January 2015, 12:58 AM

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2015, it will begin offering customers a new discount item --- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville.

"But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel) .

MonBK · 1 January 2015, 01:02 AM

Haha..:)

dysondiver · 1 January 2015, 01:05 AM

i read it was to be a cross between a mus-cadet and a hock

muck.

vitalsignsrn · 1 January 2015, 01:14 AM

Hairdude1 · 1 January 2015, 10:21 AM

Love #3

cop414 · 1 January 2015, 10:57 AM

malarky_hk · 1 January 2015, 11:33 AM

Nice one.

blufinz52 · 1 January 2015, 11:44 AM

good stuff :)

Psmith · 1 January 2015, 08:09 PM

GradyPhilpott · 2 January 2015, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcan

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

sunshine9393 · 2 January 2015, 09:55 AM

Should I feel bad that I find this very funny?

porschejeff · 2 January 2015, 11:41 AM

Great one!

snhrph · 2 January 2015, 11:59 AM

Awesome

Blubaru · 2 January 2015, 07:31 PM

great!

I won't lie, though. Wal-mart sells a surprisingly tolerable $3 bottle of wine.

hsfrank · 2 January 2015, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blubaru

great!

I won't lie, though. Wal-mart sells a surprisingly tolerable $3 bottle of wine.

And Trader Joes 2 buck Chuck

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Alcan 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	Wal-Mart wine Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2015, it will begin offering customers a new discount item --- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel) . __________________ Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution!

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