Cold winter predicted

[Iron Dealer 1]

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> Late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in
> North Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be
cold or mild.
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> Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never
> been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell
what the winter was going to be like.
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> Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe
> that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the
village should collect firewood to be prepared.
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> But, being a practical leader, after several days, he
> got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather
Service and asked, “Is the coming winter going to be cold?”
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> “It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold”,
> the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
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> So the chief went back to his people and told them to
> collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
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> A week later, he called the National Weather Service
> again, “Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold
> winter?”
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> “Yes”, the man at National Weather Service again
> replied, “it's going to be a very cold winter.”
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> The chief again went back to his people and ordered them
> to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
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> Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather
> Service again. “Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be
> very cold?” “Absolutely”, the man replied. “It's looking more and more
like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever
> seen.”
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> “How can you be so sure?” the chief asked.
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> The weatherman replied, “The Indians are collecting a
> shitload of firewood.”

[MonBK]

Haha...:)

The version I heard ended with: White man chop lots of wood.

[Hairdude1]

Ha!

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