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Old 19 December 2014, 10:57 PM   #1
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3 old men we talking about retirement.

The first guys says, "I wake up at 8am and stand at the toilet trying to pee."

The second guys says, "oh yeah, I wake up at 9am and can't poop."

The third guy says, "At 7am I poop like a race horse and pee like a cow."

The other two asked, "what is wrong with that?"

The man replies, "I don't wake until 10am"
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Old 20 December 2014, 02:35 PM   #2
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Old 20 December 2014, 04:53 PM   #3
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Old 22 December 2014, 12:01 AM   #5
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