Grandpa (not suitable for under 18s)

[Ruud Van Driver]

My grandpa can't look after himself any longer, so with great reluctance I took him to live in an old folks' hospice. He was very upset and, truth be told, so was I. We said our goodbyes and I promised I'd visit him every other day.

After a couple of weeks, he seemed to be settling in and had even made a few friends. I went to see him yesterday and he was grinning like a fool. I asked him what he was so happy about. He was telling me that the 19 year old student nurse who had been assigned as his carer had come around that morning to give him his bed bath and she took his pyjamas off and to the surprise of them both, he had an erection. She said there was no way she was letting it go to waste, so she climbed aboard and have him the ride of his life.

I saw him again today and he had a face like thunder and was rubbing his arse. I asked him what the problem was and he said he needed a re-bore. "What on earth are you on about, you silly old fart?" I asked. He told me that he'd been out for a walk in the gardens on his Zimmer frame when he fell and landed face down in the bushes. A gay male nurse walked passed and saw his arse in the air, decided he couldn't let it go to waste and pounded the living day lights out of grandpa's arse.

I said to him that these things happen;yesterday he got laid by a pretty, young nurse and today he got his arse pounded. He had to take the rough with the smooth and not everything was going to go his way all of the time. He said "take the rough with the smooth? I get an erection every six months but I fall flat on my face four times a day!"

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