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padi56 · 14 July 2005, 06:20 PM

Some might have to think about this one.

On the evening of the Royal wedding, Camilla was becoming somewhat
uncomfortable in her regal attire.

Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn that day were a bit too small and,
by the time the festivities were over, Camilla's feet were in agony.
When Camilla and Charles withdrew to their bridal suite, the only thing
she could think of was getting her ill-fitting shoes off.

The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and
they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the
occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Charles say,

"God, that was tight."

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you Camilla was a virgin."

Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say, "Right. Now for the other
one."

This was followed by even more grunting and straining and at last Charles
exclaimed, "My God! That was even tighter!"

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "once a sailor, always a sailor!"

Rockrolex · 14 July 2005, 10:40 PM

Oohh, what an ugly picture that presents.

14 July 2005, 10:42 PM

Yikes... how do you spell B E A S T I A L I T Y ?

padi56 · 14 July 2005, 10:53 PM

Yes she is not strong in the looks department,but she must be very good in the saddle.We have a old saying here in darkest Wales,you don't look at the
mantelpiece while poking the fire.

Rockrolex · 14 July 2005, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Yes she is not strong in the looks department,but she must be very good in the saddle.We have a old saying here in darkest Wales,you don't look at the
mantelpiece while poking the fire.

We call them "two-baggers." (In case the first bag breaks.

)

padi56 · 14 July 2005, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

We call them "two-baggers." (In case the first bag breaks.

)

Better make that a "four bagger",both not strong on looks, have to get a bigger one for Charles to go over his ears.

JJ Irani · 15 July 2005, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Yes she is not strong in the looks department,but she must be very good in the saddle.We have a old saying here in darkest Wales,you don't look at the
mantelpiece while poking the fire.

There's also another twist to this one...it goes something like: Cover the face and fire the base!! LOL!

14 July 2005, 06:20 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,229	Charles And Camilla. Some might have to think about this one. On the evening of the Royal wedding, Camilla was becoming somewhat uncomfortable in her regal attire. Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn that day were a bit too small and, by the time the festivities were over, Camilla's feet were in agony. When Camilla and Charles withdrew to their bridal suite, the only thing she could think of was getting her ill-fitting shoes off. The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Charles say, "God, that was tight." "There," whispered the Queen. "I told you Camilla was a virgin." Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say, "Right. Now for the other one." This was followed by even more grunting and straining and at last Charles exclaimed, "My God! That was even tighter!" "That's my boy," said the Duke. "once a sailor, always a sailor!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

14 July 2005, 10:40 PM	#2
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,500	Oohh, what an ugly picture that presents. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

14 July 2005, 10:53 PM	#4
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,229	Yes she is not strong in the looks department,but she must be very good in the saddle.We have a old saying here in darkest Wales,you don't look at the mantelpiece while poking the fire. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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