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30 September 2021, 05:32 AM
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Real Name: Jocke
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At the doctor>>>
A woman goes to her doctor and examines the possibility of having her labia operated on. They are far too big.
She also asks the doctor to keep the operation secret, because she thinks it is embarrassing and that she wants no one to know. The doctor agrees to this. When she wakes up after the operation, she finds three roses beautifully placed on the table next to the bed. She feels offended and immediately calls the doctor and says: - I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about the operation !? - Do not worry, says the doctor. I have not told anyone. The first rose is from me, because I admire you for going through this all alone. The other rose is from my nurse. She assisted me during the operation and has also undergone the same operation herself. - But the third rose then? she asks. - Well, says the doctor, that rose comes from a guy upstairs in the burn ward. He wants to thank you for his new ears.
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30 September 2021, 07:40 AM
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Real Name: Richard
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Ha! Thank goodness for medicine
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30 September 2021, 11:27 PM
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Real Name: Ronnie
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Fricken hilarious! Haaahaahaa!
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1 October 2021, 07:10 AM
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Real Name: Larry
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2 October 2021, 02:26 AM
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This one killed me
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14 November 2021, 01:51 AM
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Brutal!!
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14 November 2021, 09:57 AM
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Incroyable
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14 November 2021, 11:11 AM
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Love it!
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27 April 2022, 07:52 AM
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Real Name: H
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True to form, my friend.
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