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22 September 2018, 07:58 AM | #31 |
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I heard of a a guy playing Bullsh!t Bingo at a meeting and actually yelling "BINGO!!" when he filled his card. I also heard that guy is looking for a new job.
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22 September 2018, 08:09 AM | #32 |
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It's classic Dave Barry.
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22 September 2018, 08:43 AM | #33 |
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Must...stay...awake...
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22 September 2018, 11:16 PM | #34 |
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I was in a 3 day meeting recently and glanced over at a co-worker seated near me with his leg crossed and almost pee’d my pants. He was wearing a pair of socks that said “This meeting is Bullshit”. I texted him and we chuckled. He told me the day before his socks said “ I once gave a F—k”. The expletive was only visible if he removed his shoe. Turns out his wife is the culprit buying him the socks.
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23 September 2018, 05:22 PM | #35 |
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I've been in meetings where someone actually went to sleep and snored.
Everyone stopped and looked at her, then just carried on. I totally know how she felt. I have been in meetings (usually after lunch) where it was absolute agony trying to stay awake. I was in pain.
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23 September 2018, 06:04 PM | #36 |
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I don’t have to go to boring meetings but still have to go the occasional specific site safety induction.......Jeez.......
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23 September 2018, 06:08 PM | #37 |
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I have a 55 gallon fish tank in my (home) office helping me get through boring meetings. I just watch the fish go round and round.
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