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Uncle-AJ · 9 August 2005, 09:16 PM

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes Up, and yells at me for staying out so late."

His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!

Works Every Time!!

AJC · 9 August 2005, 09:21 PM

Beautiful

padi56 · 9 August 2005, 09:23 PM

Nice one Adrian

JJ Irani · 10 August 2005, 04:27 AM

Now that's "reverse psychology" when you need it!!

chenx15 · 25 November 2008, 12:48 PM

let me bump this up since it's a very useful tip for everyone

Greenring · 25 November 2008, 01:13 PM

Scientific tests prove this method works 98.9% of the time.

golfball123 · 25 November 2008, 02:03 PM

Latrodectus · 25 November 2008, 02:36 PM

Fantastic

JF23 · 25 November 2008, 02:41 PM

Thats Great!!!

limbo · 25 November 2008, 04:41 PM

Good tip. I'll try that next time I get home from a night out.

swatty · 25 November 2008, 05:36 PM

Good one

figbo · 25 November 2008, 10:14 PM

toph · 25 November 2008, 10:49 PM

alohanakoni · 26 November 2008, 01:40 AM

funny one!

Mrdi · 26 November 2008, 01:44 AM

99 out of a hundred aint bad.
Just make sure the shotgun is under lock and key for number 100.

vapalux · 21 December 2008, 08:47 AM

Aint it the truth!

ratae1950 · 22 December 2008, 05:41 AM

Rofl

eric23 · 22 December 2008, 10:11 AM

xtra3cats · 24 December 2008, 11:14 PM

DDastady · 26 December 2008, 05:49 AM

9 August 2005, 09:16 PM	#1
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	The correct way to come home drunk...... Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes Up, and yells at me for staying out so late." His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works Every Time!! __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

9 August 2005, 09:23 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,331	Nice one Adrian __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

10 August 2005, 04:27 AM	#4
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25 November 2008, 02:36 PM	#8
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9 August 2005, 09:21 PM	#2
AJC "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Beautiful

25 November 2008, 12:48 PM	#5
chenx15 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: somewhere Posts: 2,891	let me bump this up since it's a very useful tip for everyone

25 November 2008, 01:13 PM	#6
Greenring "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Real Name: Stan Location: Brunswick, Ohio Watch: All of them Posts: 967	Scientific tests prove this method works 98.9% of the time.

25 November 2008, 02:41 PM	#9
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25 November 2008, 04:41 PM	#10
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Good tip. I'll try that next time I get home from a night out.

25 November 2008, 05:36 PM	#11
swatty 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,409	Good one

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26 November 2008, 01:44 AM	#15
Mrdi Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Posts: 3,478	99 out of a hundred aint bad. Just make sure the shotgun is under lock and key for number 100.

21 December 2008, 08:47 AM	#16
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