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12 May 2017, 11:52 AM | #1 |
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An older gent goes to the social security office to apply for his retirement pension. The woman at the office asks to see his ID to prove his age. He opens his wallet and realizes he left it at home.
The gent tells the woman he would have to go get his ID and return later. The woman asks him to open his shirt and says "I can tell by your silver curly hair that your old enough for your pension. The gent goes home and tells his wife the story. His wife says "You should have dropped your pants, you could have got disability too". |
12 May 2017, 12:26 PM | #2 |
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Awwhhhh, poor guy! Can't win for tryin'
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12 May 2017, 11:56 PM | #3 |
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12 May 2017, 11:58 PM | #4 |
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Funny. Hear about the old gent who tried to rape a woman. Charged with assault with a dead weapon.
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14 May 2017, 07:12 PM | #7 |
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Nice one
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14 May 2017, 09:24 PM | #8 |
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:)
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25 May 2017, 12:56 PM | #10 |
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Ouch!
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