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Old 25 February 2018, 04:19 AM   #1
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3 old friends go fishing

A Scotsman called Jock and his 2 oldest mates, the Murphy twins, embark on a weekends deep sea fishing.

They charter a small boat and head off out into the blue yonder.

Not long into the trip, a great storm ensues and the boat is capsized.

Fortunately, Jock manages to send out a distress signal just before it goes over and a coast guards Air King helicopter is dispatched to rescue the 3 friends.

Unfortunately however, only the Murphy twins are plucked from the stormy waters as Jock is sadly swept away and lost at sea.

About a month later, the Murphy twins receive a knock at the door from a very stern looking Policeman.

He explains that a body has been washed ashore about 200 miles further down the coast from where their fishing boat capsized.

He goes on to explain that they strongly believe the body to be that of their old friend Jock, but due to the length of time it's been in the water, as they can imagine it's proving difficult to identify with any great certainty.

As they knew him better than most, he asks the twins if they know of any distinguishing features on Jock that might help the Police identify his body.

The twins think for a moment and then one of them says "He had 2 bottoms"

"What?" exclaims the Policeman in surprise

"2 bottoms" repeats the Murphy twin.

"I don't understand" says the Policeman..."He cant possibly have had 2 bottoms!"

"Oh he did" insists the twin

"How the hell would you know that?" asks the Policeman.

"Easy!" exclaims the twin. "Every time we met him to go to the pub, people would say "Oh look, here comes Jock with the 2 arse holes..."


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Old 25 February 2018, 06:08 AM   #2
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New model of helicopter on me. Designed by rolex by any chance

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Old 25 February 2018, 07:10 AM   #3
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New model of helicopter on me. Designed by rolex by any chance

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Lol - I meant Sea-King

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Old 25 February 2018, 07:27 AM   #4
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Funny..:)
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Old 26 February 2018, 09:11 PM   #6
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Old 27 February 2018, 01:09 PM   #7
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