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Old 18 August 2018, 10:19 AM   #1
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Right woman limerick

I finally met the right woman,
I could ask for no more,
She is deaf, dumb, over-sexed
and owns a liquor store.

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Old 19 August 2018, 07:38 PM   #2
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I finally met the right woman,
I could ask for no more,
She is deaf, dumb, over-sexed
and owns a liquor store.



Ah, you've met my ex-wife.
Did she ever get those genital warts sorted?
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Old 19 August 2018, 07:42 PM   #3
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I finally met the right woman,
I could ask for no more,
She is deaf, dumb, over-sexed
and owns a liquor store.

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Ah, you've met my ex-wife.
Did she ever get those genital warts sorted?
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Old 22 August 2018, 03:44 AM   #4
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Back in about 1960, when Richard Boone "Paladin" TV western was popular,
I was visiting a playmate-friend and his father had some magazine sitting on the couch.
The magazine had an interview with the popular Richard Boone...
one of the questions was something as to "the perfect wife/girlfriend"...
Richard Boone's reply "a deaf and dump nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store"

... I had to go lookup what a Nymphomaniac was...
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Old 23 August 2018, 02:41 AM   #5
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I know a guy from San Diego
he use to whine over he have lumbago
after he with Anna do the trick
he don't knows there should be 5 rows in a limerick
so now he is back playing with lego

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