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Classic 41 · 10 April 2021, 03:05 AM

A petitioner tells St. Peter that his last day on earth was not a good one.

"I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky, and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th-floor apartment and found the guy clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive, I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me, and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.”

Saint Peter thanked him for his story and sent him on to the waiting room.

The second applicant arrived. He also says that his last day was his worst.

"I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment and I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th-floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest.”

Saint Peter couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room.

Saint Peter, still chuckling, meets his third customer of the day.

He apologizes and says, "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the last two fellows.”

"I don't know," replies the man. "Picture this, I'm naked, hiding in a cedar chest

Cazador60 · 10 April 2021, 03:40 AM

Incroyable !!

Al1969 · 10 April 2021, 01:14 PM

AzPaul · 11 April 2021, 02:43 AM

Silver Lobster · 11 April 2021, 06:56 AM

Made me laugh

Ny325 · 11 April 2021, 03:44 PM

That was good.

Number3 · 11 April 2021, 06:55 PM

Haha.

jatco · 12 April 2021, 03:35 AM

That is funny.....

Rafeeq · 12 April 2021, 01:06 PM

Ha--nice.

peobles21 · 12 April 2021, 08:59 PM

very funny

Andad · 13 April 2021, 07:25 PM

sgwatchguy · 13 April 2021, 11:11 PM

swatty · 15 April 2021, 07:33 PM

Classic

ZOOK · 20 April 2021, 10:05 AM

Where did you say the widow lived?

ltmgeller · 25 April 2021, 01:07 AM

JohnnyH75 · 1 May 2021, 01:37 AM

funny

SFmedic13 · 6 May 2021, 05:55 PM

Good one...Thanks

Habe7 · 11 May 2021, 10:47 PM

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10 April 2021, 03:05 AM	#1
Classic 41 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: TN Posts: 19	Pearly Gates A petitioner tells St. Peter that his last day on earth was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky, and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th-floor apartment and found the guy clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive, I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me, and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.” Saint Peter thanked him for his story and sent him on to the waiting room. The second applicant arrived. He also says that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment and I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th-floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest.” Saint Peter couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room. Saint Peter, still chuckling, meets his third customer of the day. He apologizes and says, "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the last two fellows.” "I don't know," replies the man. "Picture this, I'm naked, hiding in a cedar chest

10 April 2021, 01:14 PM	#3
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11 April 2021, 02:43 AM	#4
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11 April 2021, 06:56 AM	#5
Silver Lobster "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: England Watch: S/S 6694 Posts: 83	Made me laugh __________________ Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.

12 April 2021, 03:35 AM	#8
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10 April 2021, 03:40 AM	#2
Cazador60 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2020 Location: California Watch: Submariner 5513 Posts: 1,627	Incroyable !!

11 April 2021, 03:44 PM	#6
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Rafeeq "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2021 Real Name: Rafeeq Location: Ye Midwest Watch: Datejust 41 Posts: 519	Ha--nice.

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20 April 2021, 10:05 AM	#14
ZOOK 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Real Name: Dave Location: PDX Posts: 8,874	Where did you say the widow lived?

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1 May 2021, 01:37 AM	#16
JohnnyH75 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Los Angeles CA Posts: 132	funny

6 May 2021, 05:55 PM	#17
SFmedic13 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Real Name: SANTIAGO Location: San Antonio Texas Watch: None Currently Posts: 581	Good one...Thanks

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