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Old 4 August 2020, 04:22 AM   #1
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3 Blondes

3 blondes walking down a dirt road when they happen upon a set of tracks.

First blonde says, “I recognize these. They’re deer tracks.

Second says, “no you are wrong. They are moose tracks”

The third one then chimes in, “you both are wrong, they are clearly elk tracks!”




They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Old 4 August 2020, 04:36 AM   #2
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OK...that gave me a chuckle...thanks!
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Old 4 August 2020, 04:47 AM   #3
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Old 4 August 2020, 09:41 PM   #4
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Old 4 August 2020, 10:13 PM   #5
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I changed it to a brunette with Australian animals but my wife was still not amused?

Oh well.
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Old 5 August 2020, 04:16 PM   #6
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Old 5 August 2020, 04:46 PM   #7
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Old 5 August 2020, 07:27 PM   #8
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Old 11 August 2020, 10:47 AM   #11
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Ha ! Good one
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Old 13 August 2020, 11:46 AM   #12
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Old 13 August 2020, 12:30 PM   #13
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Very funny
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