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Old 19 August 2017, 01:10 AM   #1
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Italian funeral.

> A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about fifty feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 100 men walking in single file.
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> The Jewish man couldn't contain his curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
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> "My wife's."
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> "What happened to her?"
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> "She yelled at me, and my dog attacked and killed her."
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> He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
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> "My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her, too."
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> A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men. The Jewish man then asked softly, "Can I borrow the dog?"
>
> The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."
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Old 19 August 2017, 01:12 AM   #2
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