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> A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about fifty feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 100 men walking in single file. > > The Jewish man couldn't contain his curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" > > "My wife's." > > "What happened to her?" > > "She yelled at me, and my dog attacked and killed her." > > He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" > > "My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her, too." > > A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men. The Jewish man then asked softly, "Can I borrow the dog?" > > The Italian man replied, "Get in the line." |
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