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mailman · 22 February 2006, 09:35 AM

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife

asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the

side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can

we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit

out of him died at the scene.

22 February 2006, 09:55 AM

I'm just glad that after our experiences with skunks, I can confidently state that if we ever see a living skunk on the road, that my wife will encourage me to run over it, stop the car, back over it, go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it...

Just to make sure it's dead.

mailman · 22 February 2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

I'm just glad that after our experiences with skunks, I can confidently state that if we ever see a living skunk on the road, that my wife will encourage me to run over it, stop the car, back over it, go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it...

Just to make sure it's dead.

Launch Mini · 22 February 2006, 10:57 AM

Don't forget to then make sure someone steals the car after all that.
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

JJ Irani · 22 February 2006, 03:31 PM

to this entire crazy thread!!

padi56 · 22 February 2006, 08:04 PM

rolexchick · 23 February 2006, 01:06 AM

Know this one but

22 February 2006, 09:35 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,371	Skunk A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there. "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit out of him died at the scene. __________________ JJ

22 February 2006, 09:55 AM	#2
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	I'm just glad that after our experiences with skunks, I can confidently state that if we ever see a living skunk on the road, that my wife will encourage me to run over it, stop the car, back over it, go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it... Just to make sure it's dead. Last edited by Atomic; 22 February 2006 at 09:56 AM..

22 February 2006, 10:57 AM	#4
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	Don't forget to then make sure someone steals the car after all that. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

22 February 2006, 03:31 PM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	to this entire crazy thread!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

22 February 2006, 08:04 PM	#6
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23 February 2006, 01:06 AM	#7
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