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JJ Irani · 3 July 2005, 06:18 PM

It was a very cool Saturday night.....I mean weatherwise. Ommie was fast asleep in his box while Zemina and I were downstairs watching some late night TV...usually good programmes on a Saturday night.

Things were all hunky-dory when Zemina and I heard the clinker-clanker of tiny metal scurrying down the stairs. We both looked at each other in total surprise and then lo and behold.....there was Lady YM in all her radiant glory, gold bezel polished and all shiny, her long dress link lamé outfit falling graciously around her clasp and the crown on her bezel sitting right on top of her case. She looked stunning, guys.

And then a bigger surprise.....Yammie comes strolling down behind her all shimmer-shammer, bezel gleaming, links all polished and glistening in the footlight and draped neatly around the clasp. Gosh!! What a handsome couple these two made.

They walked out the door, link in link as Zemina and I stood there watching them disappear as they were swallowed up in the darkness of the night.

I picked up my glass of Scotch, took another look at the bottle, sniffed it and thought to myself: This stuff IS strong!! Zemina picked up her glass, threw it into the fireplace, looked up at me and said: "JJ, it's Saturday night....Ommie's asleep, our kids are out for the night....what the hell are we waiting for?"

I took another swig of the Scotch and dragged Zemina up the stairs.

Yes, guys, it was a cool Saturday night!!

padi56 · 3 July 2005, 08:27 PM

Keep taking the medication JJ.

PS have you tried increasing the dose ?

Uncle-AJ · 3 July 2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

PS have you tried increasing the doze ?

Would that make him sleep longer? "(doze)"

Uncle-AJ · 3 July 2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I took another swig of the Scotch and dragged Zemina up the stairs.

Talk about sweeping a girl off her feet.

Rockrolex · 4 July 2005, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I took another swig of the Scotch and dragged Zemina up the stairs.

Yes, guys, it was a cool Saturday night!!

Ahhh. Reverting back to your caveman type, eh, JJ? If I were you, I would lay off the scotch or increase the dosage on the meds.

JJ Irani · 4 July 2005, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Ahhh. Reverting back to your caveman type, eh, JJ? If I were you, I would lay off the scotch or increase the dosage on the meds.

LMAO!!!

Uncle-AJ · 4 July 2005, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Keep taking the medication JJ.

PS have you tried increasing the dose ?

Padi stop cheating.

dman · 4 July 2005, 11:06 AM

JJ, you are out your mind baldie, LOL!! I hope our conversation last night was before this happened, not after.

3 July 2005, 06:18 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	A Cool Saturday Night!! It was a very cool Saturday night.....I mean weatherwise. Ommie was fast asleep in his box while Zemina and I were downstairs watching some late night TV...usually good programmes on a Saturday night. Things were all hunky-dory when Zemina and I heard the clinker-clanker of tiny metal scurrying down the stairs. We both looked at each other in total surprise and then lo and behold.....there was Lady YM in all her radiant glory, gold bezel polished and all shiny, her long dress link lamé outfit falling graciously around her clasp and the crown on her bezel sitting right on top of her case. She looked stunning, guys. And then a bigger surprise.....Yammie comes strolling down behind her all shimmer-shammer, bezel gleaming, links all polished and glistening in the footlight and draped neatly around the clasp. Gosh!! What a handsome couple these two made. They walked out the door, link in link as Zemina and I stood there watching them disappear as they were swallowed up in the darkness of the night. I picked up my glass of Scotch, took another look at the bottle, sniffed it and thought to myself: This stuff IS strong!! Zemina picked up her glass, threw it into the fireplace, looked up at me and said: "JJ, it's Saturday night....Ommie's asleep, our kids are out for the night....what the hell are we waiting for?" I took another swig of the Scotch and dragged Zemina up the stairs. Yes, guys, it was a cool Saturday night!!

3 July 2005, 08:27 PM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,364	Keep taking the medication JJ. PS have you tried increasing the dose ? Last edited by padi56; 3 July 2005 at 10:32 PM..

4 July 2005, 11:06 AM	#8
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	JJ, you are out your mind baldie, LOL!! I hope our conversation last night was before this happened, not after.

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