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2 March 2019, 05:23 AM | #1 |
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Learning to cuss
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old says, "You know what, I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". To this, the 4 year old nods his head in agreement. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell', and you say something with 'ass' ". The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios". WHACK! With that, the 6 year old flies out of his chair, and tumbles across the kitchen floor. He gets up and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "And you're going to stay there until I let you out!" Still fuming, she comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?". "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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Hysterical!!!
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Good one.
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25 April 2019, 09:40 PM | #11 |
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That’s funny.
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25 April 2019, 10:10 PM | #12 |
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Funny.
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OMG hahah
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This really cracked me up,hahaha
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Lol
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11 August 2019, 02:20 PM | #20 |
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Brilliant!
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Lmao
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