Bubba and Billy Bob

[Maybelline]

Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. “

Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take’em back to Sand Mountain, sell ‘em to our friends, and make a fortune!
Just let me do the talkin’ ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and won’t wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I’ll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so’s they don’t know we is from Alabama.”
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my pickup and…”
The owner of the shop interrupts, “Ya’ll from South Alabama, ain’t ya?”
Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba…”How come you knowed that?”
"Because this is a dry cleaners”

[MonBK]

Haha..:)

[Psmith]

[Bluside]

Good 'Ol Bubba.

[Contused]

[droptopman]

Lol. Too funny

[BNA/LION]

[arizonapaul]

good one

[swatty]

[Hairdude1]

[cop414]

[Etschell]

Now that was funny.

[shane4828]

[SemperFi]

Still laughing over that one.