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9 April 2017, 01:22 AM | #1 |
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Husband & wife.
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!" |
9 April 2017, 02:02 AM | #2 |
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V e r y b a d...hahahah.....
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Funny.
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11 April 2017, 10:15 AM | #10 |
Good one
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Good one!!!!
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well said bro!!!!!!! n you can't convince a women who gives you sex....
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That's a good one.
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haha
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Lmao
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An oldie but a goldie
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Hilarious!!
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Nice one bro
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26 May 2017, 11:40 AM | #24 |
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Haha very funny
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LOL, I love the counter-attack of her husband.
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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last”
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