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Old 21 September 2018, 09:15 PM   #1
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The Father and Son

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies......"Divorce Attorney!"

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Old 21 September 2018, 09:21 PM   #2
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Hahahaha...:)
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Old 21 September 2018, 09:54 PM   #3
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I believe she was hired by my ex.
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Old 21 September 2018, 10:56 PM   #4
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John, Hahahaaaa....

Bluside, I am sorry to hear...

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Old 29 September 2018, 04:20 AM   #5
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Good one!
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Old 16 October 2018, 12:40 PM   #6
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It’s a little odd to say the least, might wanna tweak that joke a bit boy-> man/guy..


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Old 16 October 2018, 09:48 PM   #7
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Nice one
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Old 11 November 2018, 05:32 PM   #8
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Now That's FUNNY!!
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Old 23 November 2018, 01:36 AM   #9
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Old 23 November 2018, 11:09 PM   #10
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Lol, testicle attorney

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Old 24 November 2018, 04:14 AM   #11
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Old 25 November 2018, 06:58 AM   #12
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Hmmm... I was thinking an IRS agent right up to the end...
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