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Old 28 May 2017, 11:43 AM   #1
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Oldie but Goodie

An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18-year-old women for eight hours!"

The priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance."

"Father, you can't give me a penance."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish."

The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everyone!"
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Old 28 May 2017, 02:29 PM   #2
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Old 28 May 2017, 02:39 PM   #3
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Old 28 May 2017, 09:47 PM   #4
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Old 30 May 2017, 02:54 AM   #5
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Haha. I'd tell everyone too.
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Old 30 May 2017, 03:06 AM   #6
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Old 31 May 2017, 09:14 AM   #7
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Old 31 May 2017, 09:26 AM   #8
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Old 3 June 2017, 07:57 PM   #9
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Old 3 June 2017, 08:00 PM   #10
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