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Old 14 May 2017, 10:02 PM   #1
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Most Powerful Word In English

The word "SHIT" has so many uses it's probably the most powerful word in the English language.

For example, you can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shit.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes, everything you touch turns to shit; and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,shit is the basic building block of creation.
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Old 14 May 2017, 11:00 PM   #2
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Old 14 May 2017, 11:47 PM   #3
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Old 15 May 2017, 12:41 AM   #4
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Old 15 May 2017, 01:17 AM   #5
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padi - Thank you for resurrecting this one!
It is always so hilarious: a luminary nod to the sh*tty things in life that affect us all.... needed a laugh this morning.
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Old 15 May 2017, 05:56 AM   #6
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Old 15 May 2017, 06:19 AM   #7
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Old 17 May 2017, 08:49 AM   #8
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Old 18 May 2017, 08:11 AM   #9
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That's some good shit, there
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Old 18 May 2017, 09:39 AM   #10
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Old 23 May 2017, 09:28 AM   #12
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Now that's some heavy shit, man.
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Old 23 May 2017, 09:37 AM   #13
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