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Old 31 January 2014, 11:54 PM   #1
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Three Larry's.



Now some might have to think about this one.

Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?"

The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Mountain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime."

The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up."

The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels."

The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor."

The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"
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Old 1 February 2014, 06:10 AM   #3
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Old 1 February 2014, 10:00 AM   #5
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Old 1 February 2014, 12:40 PM   #6
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Old 3 February 2014, 05:42 PM   #7
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Old 4 February 2014, 12:19 PM   #9
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