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southtexas · 22 January 2014, 04:38 AM

A mailman was retiring after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

The second house gave him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a nice fishing pole.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a beautiful woman in sexy underwear. She took him by the hand, led him up the stairs, and gave him the most passionate sex he had ever experienced.

Afterwards, she fixed him a giant breakfast. When he was done eating she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. He noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."

The lady then added, "The breakfast was my idea."

Cc1966 · 22 January 2014, 04:41 AM

Frosty · 22 January 2014, 05:09 AM

Now, that is a humdinger!

Bangel · 22 January 2014, 05:28 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 22 January 2014, 05:29 AM

woodsworth · 22 January 2014, 05:42 AM

mjclark32 · 22 January 2014, 05:44 AM

hahahahahaa

RFFG · 22 January 2014, 09:41 AM

hahaha

cop414 · 22 January 2014, 10:33 AM

Hahaha, good one!

Foxy1 · 22 January 2014, 10:41 AM

Hairdude1 · 22 January 2014, 12:21 PM

Ha!!

22 January 2014, 04:38 AM	#1
southtexas 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Great State of TX Posts: 5,684	Retirement Party A mailman was retiring after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. The second house gave him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a nice fishing pole. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a beautiful woman in sexy underwear. She took him by the hand, led him up the stairs, and gave him the most passionate sex he had ever experienced. Afterwards, she fixed him a giant breakfast. When he was done eating she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. He noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then added, "The breakfast was my idea." __________________ Forty six & 2 are just ahead of me. Follow me on Instagram @ccrolex

22 January 2014, 04:41 AM	#2
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22 January 2014, 05:09 AM	#3
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