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Old 23 January 2014, 05:12 AM   #1
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Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist . .

Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she
and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She then asked if she could help him.

Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing
with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.

Earl then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get
erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister..'

When she returned, she said,
"We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:

1/3 ownership in the store,
a company pickup truck,
a king size bed and
$3,000 a month in living expenses.
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Old 23 January 2014, 05:19 AM   #2
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Old 23 January 2014, 05:23 AM   #3
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Old 23 January 2014, 05:25 AM   #4
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Old 23 January 2014, 06:06 AM   #5
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Old 23 January 2014, 07:01 AM   #6
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Hahaha... I told Holly before that if I ever get one of those "6 hour erections" she'd better take off work cause we're gonna be busy!!
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Old 23 January 2014, 07:32 AM   #7
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Old 23 January 2014, 07:37 AM   #8
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Old 23 January 2014, 08:54 AM   #9
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Old 23 January 2014, 09:01 AM   #10
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Old 23 January 2014, 09:11 AM   #11
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Old 23 January 2014, 01:14 PM   #12
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Old 23 January 2014, 01:39 PM   #13
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Old 23 January 2014, 03:24 PM   #14
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Old 23 January 2014, 05:46 PM   #15
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Old 23 January 2014, 08:41 PM   #16
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Old 24 January 2014, 06:20 PM   #17
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Old 24 January 2014, 06:23 PM   #18
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Old 25 January 2014, 11:40 AM   #19
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Thank you, thank you, thank you !!!!

I didn't write it. In fact, there is probably no original joke left on the planet.

But I have reread it a couple times . . . wish the person I swiped it from had included pictures!


. . . of the truck!
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