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Old 25 January 2014, 01:56 AM   #1
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Please don't read.

I used to be a necrophiliac until some c*** split on me.

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Old 25 January 2014, 03:28 AM   #2
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Holy Moly Batman...I think I'm going to be sick mate!
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Old 25 January 2014, 05:27 AM   #3
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Old 25 January 2014, 05:43 AM   #4
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Old 25 January 2014, 05:57 AM   #5
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Thanks for sharing, but some things are best kept to one's self.
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Old 25 January 2014, 06:46 AM   #6
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I think this will be closed soon
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Old 25 January 2014, 07:15 AM   #7
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Old 25 January 2014, 07:26 AM   #8
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Try duct tape.
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Old 25 January 2014, 08:33 AM   #9
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Old 25 January 2014, 09:18 AM   #10
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ITTWBCS is that a soft IBTL?
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Old 25 January 2014, 10:14 AM   #11
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ITTWBCS is that a soft IBTL?
LOL any chance of English sub titles? I have no idea what any of that means LOL
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Old 25 January 2014, 12:35 PM   #12
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Old 25 January 2014, 01:43 PM   #13
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Old 25 January 2014, 02:01 PM   #14
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LOL any chance of English sub titles? I have no idea what any of that means LOL

I think the shortcut to what you were trying to say is ibtl (in before the lock)

As per the rules (i think) Mods are not permitted to self lock, its against the prime directive.

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Old 25 January 2014, 05:07 PM   #15
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Old 26 January 2014, 12:44 AM   #16
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By who?

I did warn you not to look you nosy so and so.
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Old 26 January 2014, 01:02 AM   #17
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and that's it for my breakfast
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Old 26 January 2014, 01:24 AM   #18
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By who?

I did warn you not to look you nosy so and so.


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Old 26 January 2014, 02:31 AM   #19
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The responses are as funny as the joke!!!!
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Old 26 January 2014, 07:03 AM   #20
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Old 26 January 2014, 07:24 AM   #21
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thanks for sharing, but some things are best kept to one's self.
? ? ? Explain, please.....
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Old 26 January 2014, 07:38 AM   #22
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? ? ? Explain, please.....

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