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Sperry · 2 February 2014, 01:00 PM

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Alaska. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

68camaro · 2 February 2014, 02:03 PM

Lol

brkanand · 2 February 2014, 02:15 PM

Foxy1 · 2 February 2014, 05:59 PM

Ha Ha

MonBK · 2 February 2014, 06:12 PM

:))

FeelingTheBlues · 2 February 2014, 11:07 PM

bayerische · 2 February 2014, 11:13 PM

Sounds like a Finnish girl!

asadtiger · 3 February 2014, 03:52 AM

anilzat · 3 February 2014, 04:01 AM

Sounds about right, they are great.

Hairdude1 · 3 February 2014, 04:11 AM

Great

FTX I · 3 February 2014, 05:37 AM

2 February 2014, 01:00 PM	#1
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	Don't marry A Girl From Alaska Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Alaska. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

2 February 2014, 05:59 PM	#4
Foxy1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Real Name: Steve Location: Everywhere Watch: Love them all Posts: 1,503	Ha Ha __________________ There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. Salvador Dali

2 February 2014, 11:07 PM	#6
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

2 February 2014, 11:13 PM	#7
bayerische "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Andreas Location: Margaritaville Watch: Smurf Posts: 19,879	Sounds like a Finnish girl! __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

2 February 2014, 02:03 PM	#2
68camaro "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: USA! Posts: 862	Lol

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MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	:))

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3 February 2014, 04:01 AM	#9
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Sounds about right, they are great.

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Hairdude1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Alex Location: Chicago Watch: AP,PP, Rolex Posts: 37,156	Great

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