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padi56 · 17 September 2006, 06:46 PM

My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month. The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some Nair. At the register, the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady responds: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."The lady answers: "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says: "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."

Goodwatch · 17 September 2006, 06:50 PM

But why would she shave her legs if she just put a hair remover on them?

padi56 · 17 September 2006, 06:54 PM

The same way she would not shave after using it on her schnauzer.

AJC · 17 September 2006, 08:38 PM

mailman · 17 September 2006, 09:19 PM

C.J. · 18 September 2006, 02:21 AM

JJ Irani · 18 September 2006, 04:31 AM

Love that word "Schnauzer". Might use it on my sheep...I think they'd love it!!

padi56 · 20 September 2006, 12:21 AM

padi56 · 20 September 2006, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Love that word "Schnauzer". Might use it on my sheep...I think they'd love it!!

Think what you use on your sheep don't need renaming.

17 September 2006, 06:46 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,348	Hair Remover. My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month. The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some Nair. At the register, the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady responds: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."The lady answers: "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says: "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 September 2006, 06:50 PM	#2
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	But why would she shave her legs if she just put a hair remover on them? __________________ Member# 127

17 September 2006, 06:54 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,348	The same way she would not shave after using it on her schnauzer. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 September 2006, 08:38 PM	#4
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17 September 2006, 09:19 PM	#5
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18 September 2006, 02:21 AM	#6
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18 September 2006, 04:31 AM	#7
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Love that word "Schnauzer". Might use it on my sheep...I think they'd love it!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

20 September 2006, 12:21 AM	#8
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,348	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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