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Old 12 November 2019, 02:01 AM   #1
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The Little Old Lady and the Biker Club

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She
knocked on the door of a local biker hangout and a
big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over
his arms answered the door.

She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused
and told her that she needed to meet certain biker
requirements before she was allowed to join.

So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?" The little
old lady said, "Yea, that's my Harley over there,"
and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asked her, "Do you smoke?" The little old
lady said "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is impressed and asked,"Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The little old lady said, "No, I've never been
picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around
by my nipples a few times."

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Old 12 November 2019, 11:29 PM   #2
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Haha.
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very funny. lol
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