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Old 5 November 2017, 08:31 PM   #1
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Cockroach

While playing in the backyard at his home one Spring day, a young boy kills a honeybee. His father sees him kill the honeybee and angrily says, "You need to play nice and not kill honeybees. As your punishment, you will have no honey for one month."

Later that afternoon, the boy's Father catches him tearing the wings off a delicate and beautiful Butterfly. "That's it! This is the second time in one day that I saw you kill something. No Butter for you for one month." the Father screams.

Towards the end of the day while Mom is cooking dinner she spots a Cockroach running across the kitchen floor. She stomps on it, killing it dead in it's tracks.

The young boy looks at his Father and says, "Are you going to tell her Dad, or do you want me to?!"
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Old 5 November 2017, 08:33 PM   #2
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This is so funny that even Adam must appreciate it.

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Old 5 November 2017, 09:18 PM   #3
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Old 8 November 2017, 07:36 AM   #6
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Old 8 November 2017, 07:47 AM   #7
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hilarious!
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Old 9 November 2017, 12:52 AM   #10
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Old 9 November 2017, 12:53 AM   #11
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This is a good one lol
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