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Old 5 November 2017, 08:00 PM   #1
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Lie Detector Robot

A controlling Father bought a lie detector robot that slaps people across the face if they are not truthful. He decided to give it a test at dinner one evening with his Son.

Father - "Where were you today during school hours?"

Son - "I was at school studying hard for my exams."

The robot slaps the Son across the face. The Son then replies, "Okay Dad, the truth is I went to the movies. Is that so bad? Didn't you do that when you were in school?"

Father - "What movie did you see?"

Son - "Harry Potter"

The robot slaps the Son across the face again. The Son then replies, "Okay Dad, I was really watching Porn."

The Father replies, "How dare you. I raised you better than that. When I was your age, I had no idea what Porn was!"

The robot turns around and slaps his Father across the face while his mother storms out of the room!
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Old 16 November 2017, 06:36 AM   #2
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